Jack: Last name Ass. Second in command, and I use that term loosely, at the workplace. Hiroshima’s boss. And Neonderthal’s, therefore also Bonsai’s. Possesses disturbing tendency towards inappropriate comments.
Nina: 50 plus. Fit plus. Slutty plus. Inappropriate plus. Would have been a cougar if she had class. Would have been a good creative director if she had any creativity.
Steven Sycophant: Ad film director, has tendency to switch to his mother tongue in the middle and is frequently affronted that no one understands him. Licks Nina’s ass constantly.
Steven Sycophant: Wah Nina! You are so hot and cool at same time I say! Can I cast you in my next film? You can play Macbeth’s mother!
Nina: Tee hee! Really? You think I can act?
Steven: You can do anything! So how much will you pay me for doing a film? Don’t forget, I’m going to make you a star!
Nina: Tee hee! How much will you pay me? (coyly) No casting couch no?
Jack: Ahahaha. Director saar, you will be lucky to have Nina on a casting couch! Geddit? Geddit?
Steven (ignoring Jack): What ma? No money in filmsu wonly!
Nina: No money, no nudity! Tee hee!
Jack: Woo hoo! Nudity! Geddit? People with clothes off!
Me: (slump, hit head on table and die of embarrassment)